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How To Be Politically Correct

In our modern-day society we try to change words to avoid upsetting people’s religion, gender or race. This is called euphemisms.

However, if this practice continues our language might very well become hilarious.

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List of correct words

  1. Chronologically gifted — old
  2. Motivationally challenged — lazy
  3. Outdoor urban dwellers — homeless
  4. Nasally gifted — runny nose
  5. Maintenance hole — manhole
  6. Socially challenged — geek, nerd, shy, introvert
  7. Aquatically challenged — drowning
  8. Nasally disadvantaged — really BIG nose
  9. Grammatically challenged — one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
  10. Differently organized — messy
  11. Energy-efficient — off
  12. Petroleum transfer technician — gas station attendant
  13. Amphibian American — frog
  14. Gravitationally challenged — fat
  15. Sanitation engineer — garbage man
  16. Bovine control officers — Dallas Cowboys
  17. Residentially flexible — homeless
  18. Uniquely coordinated — clumsy
  19. Mechanically challenged — broken down automobile
  20. Morally or ethically challenged — a crook

Which is your favorite politically correct english?


Source: @curbyourenthusiasm/Giphy


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