How To Be Politically Correct
In our modern-day society we try to change words to avoid upsetting people’s religion, gender or race. This is called euphemisms.
However, if this practice continues our language might very well become hilarious.

List of correct words
- Chronologically gifted — old
- Motivationally challenged — lazy
- Outdoor urban dwellers — homeless
- Nasally gifted — runny nose
- Maintenance hole — manhole
- Socially challenged — geek, nerd, shy, introvert
- Aquatically challenged — drowning
- Nasally disadvantaged — really BIG nose
- Grammatically challenged — one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
- Differently organized — messy
- Energy-efficient — off
- Petroleum transfer technician — gas station attendant
- Amphibian American — frog
- Gravitationally challenged — fat
- Sanitation engineer — garbage man
- Bovine control officers — Dallas Cowboys
- Residentially flexible — homeless
- Uniquely coordinated — clumsy
- Mechanically challenged — broken down automobile
- Morally or ethically challenged — a crook
Which is your favorite politically correct english?
Source: Jesussite.com
Thanks for the reblogged
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Hahhaa this is hilarious 😂😂
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Glad you enjoyed it 😊
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Outdoor urban dweller is my fav💕
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Great 👍. Thanks 😊 for reading.
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This made me laugh! Thank you Beverly.
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You are welcome. I hope you have a blessed Sunday.
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This was so insightful about being politically correct. It was hard to pick a favorite. Going with differently organized.
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Yes, they are all good. I am so glad that you enjoyed them.
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These are all good but seeing so many homeless people in this country, 17 is my favorite. They are definitely flexible.
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Indeed, we have a lot of homeless people and they too have a right not be offended. Thanks for reading and have a great day.
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I am not getting older. I am becoming more chronologically gifted 🙂
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I must admit that this one is my favorite also. I must stop calling myself old. I am chronologically gifted and with a good dose of wisdom.🙂
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