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Seven New Years Resolutions You Will Never Break

Many people make New Year’s resolutions with absolutely good intentions.

However, after the first week in January, they begin to fall short and eventually, return to their old habits.

Never fear, the following are five unbreakable New Year’s resolutions.

New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

  1. Read less.

2. Put on at least 30 pounds.

3. Stop exercising.

4. Spend more time in bed.

5. Watch more movies.

6. Becoming a vegan for a day and subsequently learning that it was a missed steak.

7. Work more overtime.

Source: Jokes.com with modifications.

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