What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Ans: Claus-trophobia!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
Ans: A meltdown
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
Ans: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Ans: “It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Ans: Because he had no body to go with!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Ans: Nothing, because it was on the house.
Sources: Good housekeeping; Inews.co.uk;
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
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It’s a cracker!!!!
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Glad 😊 you enjoyed it. Bless you.
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What do you call an old snowman? water
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That is nice. 😀
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Thanks for the laughs!
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You are welcome. Blessings
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Lol
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I am glad you enjoyed it as you did your Christmas Day. All the best for the New Year
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God bless you
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