Children are an heritage and a blessing. They will keep you on your toes and they will keep you smiling.
Kids are the best!
A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where “The Star-Spangled Banner” was sung before the start of each game.
Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation stood and sang “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
After everyone sat down, the little boy suddenly yelled, “PLAY BALL!”
Source: It Happened In The Church by Patti S. Webster.
Mark’s favourite prayer
Seven-year-old Mark was overheard praying,
“Lord, If you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
Amen.
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes. By Paul M. Miller
The ‘smart’ child
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!” –
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Published by Beverley
Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of Godβs Word. She believes that only Godβs truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverleyβs life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine.
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