How To Feed Only One Sheep
One Sunday morning a farmer turned up to church and discovered that he and the new vicar were the only people there.
“What shall we do?” asked the vicar.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “If I go to feed my sheep and only one turns up, I feed her.”
So after they sang four hymns, two lively choruses, two scripture reading, prayers for everything under the sun and a thirty minute sermon the service finally ended.
“So how did I do?” the vicar asked the farmer with a grin.
“Well, if I go to feed my sheep and only one turns up, I feed her,” he said, “but I don’t give her the whole bag full!”
Source: Adapted from SOLI