How To Feed Only One Sheep

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One Sunday morning a farmer turned up to church and discovered that he and the new vicar were the only people there.

“What shall we do?” asked the vicar.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “If I go to feed my sheep and only one turns up, I feed her.”

So after they sang four hymns, two lively choruses, two scripture reading, prayers for everything under the sun and a thirty minute sermon the service finally ended.

“So how did I do?” the vicar asked the farmer with a grin.

“Well, if I go to feed my sheep and only one turns up, I feed her,” he said, “but I don’t give her the whole bag full!”

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14 responses to “How To Feed Only One Sheep”

  1. Linda Lee Adams/Lady Quixote Avatar
    Linda Lee Adams/Lady Quixote

    That’s funny. Thank you for the laugh, dear sister Beverley.

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    1. You are welcome 😊. Glad it made you laugh 😃

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  2. Thank you for sharing that story, Beverley. And I love the video of the dog feeding the lamb! Have a blessed Holy Week.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed the story. It is funny but filled with wisdom. Yes, the dog is cute 🙂

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  3. Thanks for a good laugh. One time when my husband was a pastor of a small church no one showed up for Sunday service except our family. We debated what to do – then decided that we had come to worship God. So we did. We sang our worship songs and my husband shared his sermon. (He did cut it down a bit – did not give us the “whole bag.”

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    1. Your husband is wise. 🙂. Thank you for sharing this wonderful memory. ❤

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  4. Lol. This reminds me it’s ok to make adjustments as needed depending on the situation 🤗

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  5. There’s wisdom here for a pastor to adjust to the situation

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    1. So true. It is necessary to take into account your audience before preaching. Blessings 🙌

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    1. Glad you enjoyed 😉 it

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