The pretty duck
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
via giphy.com
A: “Put it on my bill.” (TheLaughFactory)
The disabled frog
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away. (ZDW)
Who can jump the highest
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
By: Bobby
The right side of the brain
If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body,
then lefties are the only ones in their right mind. (Mark My Words)
Becoming the Oil and Wine 
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