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Funny One Liners

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Beverley

The pretty duck

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?


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A: “Put it on my bill.” (TheLaughFactory)

The disabled frog

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away. (ZDW)

Who can jump the highest

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 

A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

By: Bobby

The right side of the brain

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body,

then lefties are the only ones in their right mind. (Mark My Words)

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15 responses to “Funny One Liners”

  1. tamweary Avatar
    tamweary

    Always cute 🥰 My son is a leftie – I will tell him this one 😉

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Glad you both enjoyed it. I ho0e you are doing well.

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      1. tamweary Avatar
        tamweary

        I am doing well, Beverly. I’ve been enjoying the summer w/our house guest from the Blog- Frank from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

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      2. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        That is great

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      3. tamweary Avatar
        tamweary

        How about you, Beverly?

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      4. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        Great 👍 Thank you.

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      5. tamweary Avatar
        tamweary

        https://simbafrank.wordpress.com/

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  2. Grandma's Ramblings Avatar
    Grandma’s Ramblings

    Thanks for the laughs.

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      Beverley

      You ate welcome. Blessings

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  3. pastorpete51 Avatar
    pastorpete51

    Laugher is sometimes the best medication!

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      So true. We all need a good laugh every now and then. Blessings

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  4. jesusluvsall Avatar
    jesusluvsall

    Lefties only ones in their right mind lol

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Yes. That is a good one.

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  5. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    These are funny and clever 😆

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      I am glad that you enjoyed it. Have a blessed day.

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