In our modern-day society we try to change words to avoid upsetting people’s religion, gender or race. This is called euphemisms.
However, if this practice continues our language might very well become hilarious.
List of correct words
- Chronologically gifted — old
- Motivationally challenged — lazy
- Outdoor urban dwellers — homeless
- Nasally gifted — runny nose
- Maintenance hole — manhole
- Socially challenged — geek, nerd, shy, introvert
- Aquatically challenged — drowning
- Nasally disadvantaged — really BIG nose
- Grammatically challenged — one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling
- Differently organized — messy
- Energy-efficient — off
- Petroleum transfer technician — gas station attendant
- Amphibian American — frog
- Gravitationally challenged — fat
- Sanitation engineer — garbage man
- Bovine control officers — Dallas Cowboys
- Residentially flexible — homeless
- Uniquely coordinated — clumsy
- Mechanically challenged — broken down automobile
- Morally or ethically challenged — a crook
Which is your favorite politically correct english?
Source: Jesussite.com
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