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The Speeding Pastor

Pastor Quicke was on his way back to the parish from an extended out-of-state trip.

Eager to be home before dark, he was traveling well over the speed limit and ended up being pulled over by a state trooper.

The officer was not impressed by his explanation or his collar and asked, “Do you want me to give you a little sermon about your driving, Pastor?”

“Oh, skip the sermon,” said the flustered pastor, “and just take up the collection.”

Source: Stewardship

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