The Speeding Pastor

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Pastor Quicke was on his way back to the parish from an extended out-of-state trip.

Eager to be home before dark, he was traveling well over the speed limit and ended up being pulled over by a state trooper.

The officer was not impressed by his explanation or his collar and asked, “Do you want me to give you a little sermon about your driving, Pastor?”

“Oh, skip the sermon,” said the flustered pastor, “and just take up the collection.”

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7 responses to “The Speeding Pastor”

  1. Linda Lee Adams/Lady Quixote Avatar
    Linda Lee Adams/Lady Quixote

    Thank you! I needed a laugh right now. ❤

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    1. You are welcome 😊

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  2. Hahahah.
    Great one Beverley

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  3. This is too hilarious as a Pastor reading this!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it. 😉

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      1. 💚💙✝️💚💙

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