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The Price Of A Sermon

How much are you willing to pay for the length of a sermon?One beautiful Sunday morning, Reverend Barnard announces to his congregation, ‘My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons……

A $100 sermon that lasts five minutes.

A $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes
And a $20 sermon that lasts a full hour.

Now, we’ll take the collection and see which one I’ll deliver.’

@southpark

Joke taken from Pastoralcare inc.

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