The Price Of A Sermon
How much are you willing to pay for the length of a sermon?One beautiful Sunday morning, Reverend Barnard announces to his congregation, ‘My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons……
A $100 sermon that lasts five minutes.
A $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes
And a $20 sermon that lasts a full hour.
Now, we’ll take the collection and see which one I’ll deliver.’
Joke taken from Pastoralcare inc.
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God. Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us. In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction. Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of Godβs Word. She believes that only Godβs truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds. You can learn more about Beverleyβs life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine. View all posts by Beverley
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Becoming the oil and wine
Becoming the Oil and Wine blog was founded on March 19th, 2014 by Beverley Doreen Wright in direct obedience to God to teach, encourage and uplift His people.
In 2011, Beverley gave up all secular goals and desires to answer the call of God on her life. Her first project was to start this blog to share her journey to becoming the oil and wine.
God has called each of us to become the oil and wine. This is an advanced stage of maturity in God. The process to become these pure and refined products involve trials to help build and mold your character.
Becoming the oil and wine is an ongoing faith journey. But, during the process you will receive total protection from God because He has commanded the enemy to “harm not the oil and wine” (Revelation 6:6b NKJV)
As the Oil and Wine, you can be like the good Samaritan who poured in the oil and wine on the wounds of those who have been robbed and abused by the enemy.
Beverley’s second project was the released of her first book entitled Harm not the Oil and Wine, which you can purchase on Amazon.
Thank you for visiting and supporting this blog. Remain steadfast in your journey to become the Oil and Wine.
Lol, wonder how much a $5 sermon will get me? π
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$5 sermon will give you 4hours and $1 the entire day. ππ
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Glad you enjoyed it.π
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Nice joke, it is. No doubt the prevailing circumstance. They’ll rather spend “quality” time somewhere else.
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So true! LOL π
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I have nominated you for the Kenedy Award for Excellence. It will be published today at 4pm.
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Wow! That’s all I can say. Thanks, a whole lot, dear Sister!
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No problem. Have a blessed day.
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Great joke Beverley! Thanks for sharing. π
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Glad you enjoyed it. π
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Funny
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It is. π
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lol
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Funny.
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Glad you enjoyed it. A little laughter is good.
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Yes it is. I thank you for your posts that are so deep and inspired.
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You are welcome, my dear. To God be the glory.
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LOL – and thought provoking.
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Yes it is. Glad you enjoyed it.
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