The Price Of A Sermon

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How much are you willing to pay for the length of a sermon?One beautiful Sunday morning, Reverend Barnard announces to his congregation, ‘My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons……

A $100 sermon that lasts five minutes.

A $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes
And a $20 sermon that lasts a full hour.

Now, we’ll take the collection and see which one I’ll deliver.’

@southpark

Joke taken from Pastoralcare inc.

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24 responses to “The Price Of A Sermon”

  1. Lol, wonder how much a $5 sermon will get me? 😂

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    1. $5 sermon will give you 4hours and $1 the entire day. 😄😄

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it.🙂

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  2. Nice joke, it is. No doubt the prevailing circumstance. They’ll rather spend “quality” time somewhere else.

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    1. I have nominated you for the Kenedy Award for Excellence. It will be published today at 4pm.

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      1. Wow! That’s all I can say. Thanks, a whole lot, dear Sister!

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      2. No problem. Have a blessed day.

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  3. Great joke Beverley! Thanks for sharing. 😃

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it. A little laughter is good.

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      1. Yes it is. I thank you for your posts that are so deep and inspired.

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      2. You are welcome, my dear. To God be the glory.

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  4. LOL – and thought provoking.

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    1. Yes it is. Glad you enjoyed it.

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