The best way to know if you are getting old

One way to find out if you’re old is to fall in front of a group of people.

If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic and start running toward you, you’re old.

Praying with Grandma

A small boy went to church with his grandmother and joined her when she quietly slipped off the pew to kneel and pray.

He even copied her example of burying her face in her hands.

But after a few seconds his curiosity got the better of him. “Who are we hiding from, grannie?”

The family Bible

A grandmother showed her granddaughter the special family Bible explaining that it was an old and beautiful King James Version.

The girl had a few questions, but Grandma was completely speechless when she asked, ‘So which virgin was the mother of Jesus – the Virgin Mary or the King James virgin?’

Source: Magazine.stlukes