Father’s Day is fast approaching so give Dad the gift of laughter.
Fairy Tales
“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time”? “
“No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with “If I am elected.”

Easy Math
Teacher: ‘If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?’
Vincent: ‘One dollar.’
Teacher: ‘You don’t know your arithmetic.’
Vincent: ‘You don’t know my father.’
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