Christmas Jokes That Will Make Your Day Merrier

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Ans: Claus-trophobia!

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

Ans: A meltdown

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

Ans: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Ans: “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

Ans: Because he had no body to go with!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Ans: Nothing, because it was on the house.

Sources: Good housekeeping; Inews.co.uk;

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9 responses to “Christmas Jokes That Will Make Your Day Merrier”

    1. Glad 😊 you enjoyed it. Bless you.

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  1. What do you call an old snowman? water

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    1. You are welcome. Blessings

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    1. I am glad you enjoyed it as you did your Christmas Day. All the best for the New Year

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