What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Ans: Claus-trophobia!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
Ans: A meltdown
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
Ans: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Ans: “It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Ans: Because he had no body to go with!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Ans: Nothing, because it was on the house.
Sources: Good housekeeping; Inews.co.uk;





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