The following are some fun church jokes and bulletin bloopers that are guarantee to give you joy.

Enjoy!

Fun Church Signs

1. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

2. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

3. The Ten Commandments

An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

4. Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

5. Working for the Lord.

The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

6. Are you torn between two directions?

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

7. Have trouble sleeping?

We have sermons — come hear one!

8. Beat the Christmas rush!

Come in and pray today.

9. How to prevent truth decay.

Brush up on your bible

Bulletin Bloopers

1. Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”

2. Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5. On Tuesday at 4:00 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

6. On Wednesday, the ladies’ liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing “Put me in my little bed” accompanied by the pastor.

7. On Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club.

All ladies wishing to become “Little Mothers” will meet with the Pastor in his study.

Source: Christian Unite

Published by Beverley

Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God. Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us. In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction. Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds. You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine. View all posts by Beverley