Fun Church Signs And Bulletin Bloopers

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The following are some fun church jokes and bulletin bloopers that are guarantee to give you joy.

Enjoy!

Fun Church Signs

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1. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

2. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

3. The Ten Commandments

An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

4. Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

5. Working for the Lord.

The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

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6. Are you torn between two directions?

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

7. Have trouble sleeping?

We have sermons — come hear one!

8. Beat the Christmas rush!

Come in and pray today.

9. How to prevent truth decay.

Brush up on your bible

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Bulletin Bloopers

1. Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”

2. Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5. On Tuesday at 4:00 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

6. On Wednesday, the ladies’ liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing “Put me in my little bed” accompanied by the pastor.

7. On Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club.

All ladies wishing to become “Little Mothers” will meet with the Pastor in his study.

Source: Christian Unite

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11 responses to “Fun Church Signs And Bulletin Bloopers”

  1. Beverley, thank for some good laughs. Have a wonderful weekend!

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    1. You are welcome. Blessing

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  2. The bulletin bloopers cracked me up, especially the first one. I have never read that one before, and I pray I don’t make that mistake next Christmas😂.

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    1. Thanks for reading. I am glad you enjoyed it. Have a blessed day.

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  3. I love the church bulletin bloopers! I can just imagine the pastor and the church secretary’s embarrassed faces when they saw the mistake.

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    1. I can just imagine! 😉. Have a great week.

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  4. Thank you, laughter is good medicine.

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    1. Indeed it is. I am glad you enjoyed 😉 it.

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  5. Oh wow! 😂😂

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  6. These are even funnier when taking pain meds 🙂

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    1. Glad you were able to laugh despite your pain. Praying for you.

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