Sometimes a simple mistake can change an entire message.

Church Bulletin Bloopers that will keep you laughing all day.

• A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, The Resurrection is postponed.
• Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
• The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
• The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

• The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth With Joy.”
• Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Messages from God to His people

• “We need to talk” God
• “Let’s meet at My house Sunday before the game”
• “Loved the Wedding, now invite Me to the Marriage”
• “Keep using My Name in vain and I’ll make Rush Hour longer!”
• “Will the road you’re on get you to My place?”
• “Big Bang Theory? You’ve got to be kidding.”

True wisdom for everyday life

• People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
• God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
• Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.
• Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
• People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

Source: Christian unite

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Published by Beverley

Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God. Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us. In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction. Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds. You can learn more about Beverley’s life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com. You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine. View all posts by Beverley