Sometimes a simple mistake can change an entire message.
Church Bulletin Bloopers that will keep you laughing all day.
- A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, The Resurrection is postponed.
- Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
- The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

- The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth With Joy.”
- Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Messages from God to His people
- “We need to talk” God
- “Let’s meet at My house Sunday before the game”
- “Loved the Wedding, now invite Me to the Marriage”
- “Keep using My Name in vain and I’ll make Rush Hour longer!”
- “Will the road you’re on get you to My place?”
- “Big Bang Theory? You’ve got to be kidding.”

True wisdom for everyday life
- People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
- God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
- Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.
- Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
- People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

Source: Christian unite
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