One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God.
So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don’t you just go on and get lost.”
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, “Very well, how about this?
Let’s say we have a man-making contest.” To which the scientist replied, “Okay, great!”
But God added, “Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”
The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!”
Source: Christian unite
Like this:
Like Loading...
Related
Published by Beverley
Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of Godโs Word. She believes that only Godโs truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverleyโs life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine.
View all posts by Beverley
๐ love it
LikeLiked by 1 person
Bless you.โบโบ
LikeLike
Hahahaha too good
LikeLiked by 1 person
Indeed, it is.๐๐
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOVE this!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great ๐โบโบ
LikeLike
Perfect! You Go God๐๐พ๐๐พ
LikeLiked by 1 person
Indeed! Lol ๐ ๐คฃ
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good one….I laughed out loud
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great ๐. Glad you enjoyed it.
LikeLike
โค
LikeLiked by 1 person
๐
LikeLike
Oops, I meant to do a smiley face. It’s been a long day lol ๐
LikeLiked by 1 person
That is okay. ๐๐โค
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just like at the Tower of Babel, man always wants to play God, but God always wins!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Indeed He does. ๐๐
LikeLiked by 1 person
Reblogged this on Binongo.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks for the reblogged.๐
LikeLike
I was thinking about this, while doing some work in my yard this morning. “You go get your own dirt.” That really is funny!
LikeLiked by 1 person
God has a sense of humor. This is exactly what He would have said if it was a true story. Blessings ๐
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good one with the ending!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes it is. ๐
LikeLiked by 1 person
=)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very cleaver.
LikeLike