How to Cut Your Sermon

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Let’s’ be honest, sometimes the Sunday morning sermon is way too long and you wish your pastor would cut it short.

Well, here is one person’s advice.

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The Reverend got up and strode to his pulpit with a patch on his chin: I’m sorry about the bandage, but I cut my chin shaving thinking about my sermon.”

A voice from the congregation called out, “Next time, why not think about your chin and cut the sermon?”

Source: World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.


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14 responses to “How to Cut Your Sermon”

  1. Ooh! Wee! That Word is sharper than any two-edged sword- Lol🤣😂

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    1. Indeed it is. Have a fulfilled week.

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  2. lol thanks for the smile 🙂

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    1. You are welcome. 🙂

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    Linda Lee Adams/Lady Quixote

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    1. Bless 🙌 you.🙂

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  4. 😂😂

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    1. Glad 😊 you enjoyed it. 😉

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  5. oh man! I’m laughing and I’m a preacher!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it. 😉

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    1. Indeed, it is. 🙂

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