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How to Cut Your Sermon

Let’s’ be honest, sometimes the Sunday morning sermon is way too long and you wish your pastor would cut it short.

Well, here is one person’s advice.

@southpark/Giphy

The Reverend got up and strode to his pulpit with a patch on his chin: I’m sorry about the bandage, but I cut my chin shaving thinking about my sermon.”

A voice from the congregation called out, “Next time, why not think about your chin and cut the sermon?”

Source: World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.


via giphy.com

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