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More Church Bulletin Bloopers #4

Sometimes simple typographical mistakes can be hilarious and help to put some fun in your day.

Here are some church bulletin bloopers to spice up your day.

What makes God sick?

As church secretary, I prepare the bulletin for each week’s services.

One Sunday morning, I heard snickering from the pews. Quickly grabbing the bulletin, I found the cause.

The sermon title for that day was: “What Makes God Sick: Pastor Joe Smith.”

Source: @Southpark/Giphy

Love your enemies

Spotted on a church marquee: “Love your enemies; After all, You made them.”

Source: @chibird/Giphy


Late for a seminar and unable to find parking, I pulled into a spot behind a church.

It was only after I’d gotten out of the car that I spotted this sign:

“No parking. Forgiveness is our business, but don’t make it harder than it already is.”

Source: @pray4sa/Giphy

“Whosever believes…..”

My friend opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible as the name.

But he soon regretted his decision to order office supplies over the phone.

When his stationery arrived, it bore the letterhead “That Nun Should Perish.”

Source: jenesuspasunefilleparfait…/Giphy

How to get in touch with God

Seen while passing by a church:

“Get in touch with God by knee mail.”


Too blind to see

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say

“Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blind to see.”

But in what might have been a classic Freudian slip, the sentence read

“Thank you, Lord, for the many miracles we are too blond to see.”

Source: Readers Digest

Source: Skytv/Giphy

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  1. Haha Haha…….Beverley, a few years ago we were shocked to see a large sign on our church property saying :’NO TRESPASSING’
    Our pastor had put it up to keep snowmobilers off the property, but we pointed out to him that this was not a good way to evangelize….😁

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