For joy.๐คฃ
Select the one you like the best.
1. Potluck Supper

Thursday night Potluck supper.
Prayer and medication to follow.
2. Church Nursery
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
3. Easter Sunday
This being Easter Sunday,
Mrs. Bertha Lewis will come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
4. New Carpet
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpeting.
All those who wish to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do it.
5. Absent Pastor
During the absence of our pastor,
we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Dr. A.B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
6. Prayer and Fasting
You will want to attend the National Prayer and Fasting conference at First Church.
Your registration fee includes three meals.
7. Rummage sale
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.
It’s a chance to get rid of those things that you don’t want to keep.
Don’t forget your husbands!
8. The New Pastor
Please welcome Pastor Cowden,
a caring man who loves hurting people.
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Taken from the book – World Greatest Collection of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
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Hahaha Beverley. We can see how easily words can be manipulated. ๐ค
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Oh yes. We have to be so careful with our words. ๐
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Got a laugh out of these. Thank you ๐
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Laughter is such a good medicine. ๐
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Amen. lol
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Haha ๐
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Thanks for reading. I am so glad you enjoy them. Have a great day.
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๐๐ These were good, #5,7&8 made me laugh out loud
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Good to know that you enjoyed them. May the rest of your week be filled with laughter.
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Thank you, Beverly! And to you as well ๐ค
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Oh, man!
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Very funny stuff! My favorite is #5.
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Number 5 is also my favorite. We have to be so careful with our choice of words.
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They were all pretty funny, but I liked number 5 and number 8
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Great! I am glad you enjoy them. Thanks for reading and have a great day.
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Thanks, Beverly, they were awesome.
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lol
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