A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter tells the salesman that he can choose between heaven and hell. First he shows the man heaven, where people in white robes play harps and float around.

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“Dull,” says the salesman.
Next, St. Peter shows him hell: toga parties, excellent food and wine, and everyone looking as though he’s having a wonderful time.

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“I’ll take hell,” he says.
He enters the gates of hell and is immediately set upon by a dozen demons who poke him with pitchforks.
“Hey,” the salesman demands as Satan walks past, “what happened to the party I saw going on?”
“Ah,” Satan replies. “You must have seen our demo”
Source: Readers Digest
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
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Hilarious 🤣. Thanks for lightening my evening. Been off for a minute. How are you Ma’am? ☺️
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I am doing great. I am glad your evening was enlightened with a little humor. 🙂
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🤣🤣🤣 The devil has nothing good to offer.
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You can say that again. He is using deception to draw people to him.
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It’s the old bait and switch plan.
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So true. The devil is a liar and father of all lies.
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Ain’t that the truth.
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Indees it is. 🙂
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So true! He’s a liar and deceiver!
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He definitely is. That is Satan’s trick to capture people.
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Yep! He’s always deceiving people.
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Yes, that is who Satan is.
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Oh my. But that is exactly what the devil is doing to us…deceiving with demos….and a lot of is are falling in to his trap
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Indeed, a lot of people are falling for his demos. May God have mercy.
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