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A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter tells the salesman that he can choose between heaven and hell. First he shows the man heaven, where people in white robes play harps and float around.

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“Dull,” says the salesman.

Next, St. Peter shows him hell: toga parties, excellent food and wine, and everyone looking as though he’s having a wonderful time.

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“I’ll take hell,” he says.

He enters the gates of hell and is immediately set upon by a dozen demons who poke him with pitchforks.

“Hey,” the salesman demands as Satan walks past, “what happened to the party I saw going on?”

“Ah,” Satan replies. “You must have seen our demo”

Source: Readers Digest

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