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A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter tells the salesman that he can choose between heaven and hell. First he shows the man heaven, where people in white robes play harps and float around.

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“Dull,” says the salesman.

Next, St. Peter shows him hell: toga parties, excellent food and wine, and everyone looking as though he’s having a wonderful time.

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“I’ll take hell,” he says.

He enters the gates of hell and is immediately set upon by a dozen demons who poke him with pitchforks.

“Hey,” the salesman demands as Satan walks past, “what happened to the party I saw going on?”

“Ah,” Satan replies. “You must have seen our demo”

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15 responses to “False Advertising”

  1. Nguvan Aondongu Avatar
    Nguvan Aondongu

    Hilarious 🤣. Thanks for lightening my evening. Been off for a minute. How are you Ma’am? ☺️

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      I am doing great. I am glad your evening was enlightened with a little humor. 🙂

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  2. Temi Michael-O Avatar
    Temi Michael-O

    🤣🤣🤣 The devil has nothing good to offer.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      You can say that again. He is using deception to draw people to him.

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  3. Linda Lee/Lady Quixote Avatar
    Linda Lee/Lady Quixote

    It’s the old bait and switch plan.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      So true. The devil is a liar and father of all lies.

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  4. Tonya LaLonde Avatar
    Tonya LaLonde

    Ain’t that the truth.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Indees it is. 🙂

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  5. DeborahMarie Avatar
    DeborahMarie

    So true! He’s a liar and deceiver!

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      He definitely is. That is Satan’s trick to capture people.

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  7. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    Yep! He’s always deceiving people.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Yes, that is who Satan is.

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  8. Sheri Libby Avatar
    Sheri Libby

    Oh my. But that is exactly what the devil is doing to us…deceiving with demos….and a lot of is are falling in to his trap

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Indeed, a lot of people are falling for his demos. May God have mercy.

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