A lonesome woman parishioner demanded a home visit from her pastor.
So, as promised, the reverend showwd up and sat by the woman’s bedside listening to her litany of woes.
Finally he asked to read a passage from her Bible.
To impressed the pastor of how much she read her Bible, the woman sweetly called to her little daughter, “Darling, please bring mother that dear old book that she reads every night.”
Promptly the little girl brought in a copy of the popular TV movie magazine.
Source: The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller.

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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of God’s Word. She believes that only God’s truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
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Hahaha! Thank you for the laugh. And the reminder to be living what we believe ❤
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So true. Live what we believe. No pretense. 🙂
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smiled 🙂
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Glad that it made you smile
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😂
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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I didn’t expect that from the daughter😄
God one there Beverley
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Children live what they learn. You cannot fool them. 🙂
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That’s true😊
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LOL funny. Also thanks for your comment on my post about reaching out to those lonely
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You are welcome. Blessings to you.
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=)
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