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Happy independence day to all my American friends.
I hope that your weekend holiday will be peaceful and safe.
To help you enjoy this wonderful occasion here is something special for you.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
One day the teacher asked a little boy in her class who signed the Declaration of Independence.
The little boy did not know the answer so he said nothing.
The teacher asked him every day for a week but the child refused to answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her.
She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.”
The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.”
The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
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My family laughed out loud when I read it to them.
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Great! I am so glad you all enjoyed it. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend.
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🙂
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Hahaha!! That’s so funny!!
I hope you have a wonderful Independence Day!
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Thank you. Have a blessed weekend.
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Predicable but funny
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Yes it is. I hope you had a great day.
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Wow this was a good laughter
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So glad that you enjoyed it. 😊
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Yes thank you
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Happy Independence Day to my all American brothers and sisters
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Thank you. Blessings to you also.
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Happy Independence day to everyone! Btw,I love your slogan ‘Becoming the oil and wine in today’s society’ 🙂
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Thank you, my dear. God is calling us to advance to the level of the oil and wine in today’s society. Have a blessed week.
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Nice! You might enjoy this one…seems even more applicable now in the middle of the pandemic. https://petersironwood.com/2019/07/04/the-declaration-of-interdependence/
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Thank you for visiting. I chercked out yout post.
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Funny! 😂😂
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🙂
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Very funny! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks for sharing 🙂
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Yes it is! Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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loved this one little sister 🙂
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Glad you did. 🙂🙏
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Thanks for celebrating with us. Funny.
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It was a pleasure. 🙂
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