I bet you did not know that Satan had a sister?
Well, Let’s find out!
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small-town congregation.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”
Source: Laugh Factory
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of Godβs Word. She believes that only Godβs truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverleyβs life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine.
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Oh Beverley this one is a lot of laugh. What can I say i just shake my head and laugh. The man let satan know that he is confronting this kind of threat for long time
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Very funny Beverley! Goes both ways I take it though; how some ladies claim they’re married to a devil, not fun either way!
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It definitely goes both ways. But it is funny hearing it from this elderly gentle man. He seemed to be a very patient and forgiving person. Not many men would stay married to Satan’s sister for so long. Thanks for reading. π
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Hi Beverly! Hope you’re very well and things are good out your way. I totally agree and this is a good topic you brought up for sure of course injecting a bit of humor into most difficult situations can be curative or at least lessen tension; I even need to practice what I preach a bit more, seem to have lost my fun side that as I got older and kicked in the teeth a few too many times did seem to dampen my positive, optimistic side a bit! But like the old saying, βyou can’t keep a good guy down,β definitely applies to that older gentleman and maybe me too, lol…
As a few old timers in my life told me growing up, life is no picnic. Mom said it best, βlife wasn’t meant to just be a bowl of cherries, because you have to watch out for the pits!β Some men and women out there are very patient and forgiving; humble perhaps to the max, but Iβve unfortunately found far too many lack that saintly quality these days! Again, thank you for bringing up a very meaningful and important topic to meditate and pray about, it would be nice if that gentleman’s strong virtue would rub off on others more!
Oh BTW, I was out back feeding the wildlife and trying to help an injured dove that I’ve been caring for and for some reason you and another lady both crossed my mind as I thought, hey I wonder what’s happening I hadn’t heard from either of you here, then I got back inside and decided to check my WP account before breakfast and look who showed up with this comment!!! God is always working in mysterious ways, who else could be reading my thoughts like that or basically inspiring them!!! π π π
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Thank you, Lawrence. I agree, forgiveness is important in marriage. I will continue to keep you in my prayers. Blessings
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You’re welcome, and thank you Beverley. Prayers are most necessary, powerful and needed; especially in this chaotic time before us. I appreciate the little extra one for me as I need them more than ever too. I’ll remember you in mine also. God bless. Amen.
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I don’t know what I expected but I enjoyed the laugh. I’ll try to remember this one even though I’m not a good joke teller.
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This one will make you look like a prof. It is a great icebreaker. Thanks for reading.
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πππthis is good. I hope I can remember to share with others.
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Yes it is a good laugh.π. Thank you for reading.
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