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Satan’s Sister

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Beverley

I bet you did not know that Satan had a sister?

Well, Let’s find out!

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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small-town congregation.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”

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30 responses to “Satan’s Sister”

  1. cfoster20 Avatar
    cfoster20

    ❤ this 😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      I love it too. 😅😅

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  2. Minister Aldtric Johnson M.A. Avatar
    Minister Aldtric Johnson M.A.

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Liked by 1 person

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Glad you enjoyed it.

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  3. Maurice Avatar
    Maurice

    Oh Beverley this one is a lot of laugh. What can I say i just shake my head and laugh. The man let satan know that he is confronting this kind of threat for long time

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      This one is really great. It is a great laugh. 😀😄

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      1. Maurice Avatar
        Maurice

        Yes it is 😀

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  4. jesusluvsall Avatar
    jesusluvsall

    got a laugh from this 🙂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Glad to hear that you enjoyed it.

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  5. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    That was a good one! 😂😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂🙂

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  6. alimw2013 Avatar
    alimw2013

    Lol goodness ❤️😂😂😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Lol. 😀

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  7. ordinarilyextraordinarymom Avatar
    ordinarilyextraordinarymom

    😂😂😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Lol. 🙂. Thanks for reading.

      Like

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  8. Dee ❤ Sixth Seal Ministries Avatar
    Dee ❤ Sixth Seal Ministries

    😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      🙂❤

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  9. Lady Quixote/Linda Lee Avatar
    Lady Quixote/Linda Lee

    Love it! 😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Glad you did. 🙂

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  10. Sheri Libby Avatar
    Sheri Libby

    Oh dear 😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      🙂🙂. Thanks for reading.

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  11. Lawrence Morra Avatar
    Lawrence Morra

    Very funny Beverley! Goes both ways I take it though; how some ladies claim they’re married to a devil, not fun either way!

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      It definitely goes both ways. But it is funny hearing it from this elderly gentle man. He seemed to be a very patient and forgiving person. Not many men would stay married to Satan’s sister for so long. Thanks for reading. 😀

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      1. Lawrence Morra Avatar
        Lawrence Morra

        Hi Beverly! Hope you’re very well and things are good out your way. I totally agree and this is a good topic you brought up for sure of course injecting a bit of humor into most difficult situations can be curative or at least lessen tension; I even need to practice what I preach a bit more, seem to have lost my fun side that as I got older and kicked in the teeth a few too many times did seem to dampen my positive, optimistic side a bit! But like the old saying, “you can’t keep a good guy down,” definitely applies to that older gentleman and maybe me too, lol…
        As a few old timers in my life told me growing up, life is no picnic. Mom said it best, “life wasn’t meant to just be a bowl of cherries, because you have to watch out for the pits!” Some men and women out there are very patient and forgiving; humble perhaps to the max, but I’ve unfortunately found far too many lack that saintly quality these days! Again, thank you for bringing up a very meaningful and important topic to meditate and pray about, it would be nice if that gentleman’s strong virtue would rub off on others more!
        Oh BTW, I was out back feeding the wildlife and trying to help an injured dove that I’ve been caring for and for some reason you and another lady both crossed my mind as I thought, hey I wonder what’s happening I hadn’t heard from either of you here, then I got back inside and decided to check my WP account before breakfast and look who showed up with this comment!!! God is always working in mysterious ways, who else could be reading my thoughts like that or basically inspiring them!!! 😀 😇 🙏

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      2. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        Thank you, Lawrence. I agree, forgiveness is important in marriage. I will continue to keep you in my prayers. Blessings

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      3. Lawrence Morra Avatar
        Lawrence Morra

        You’re welcome, and thank you Beverley. Prayers are most necessary, powerful and needed; especially in this chaotic time before us. I appreciate the little extra one for me as I need them more than ever too. I’ll remember you in mine also. God bless. Amen.

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  12. believe4147 Avatar
    believe4147

    I don’t know what I expected but I enjoyed the laugh. I’ll try to remember this one even though I’m not a good joke teller.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      This one will make you look like a prof. It is a great icebreaker. Thanks for reading.

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  13. Precious One Avatar
    Precious One

    😂😂😂this is good. I hope I can remember to share with others.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Yes it is a good laugh.😀. Thank you for reading.

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