Inside A Little Girl’s Heart
Four-year-old Brianna was at the pediatrician for a check up.
When the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find big bird in here?” Brianna only giggled.
Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. This time he asked, “Do you think I’ll find the Cookie Monster down there?” Brianna giggled again.
Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heartbeat, he asked, “do you think I’ll hear Barney in there?”
“Oh, no!” Brianna replied. “Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underpants.”
Source: The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and Edited by Paul M. Miller.