“Kids say the darnedest things,” (Art Linkletter) which are usually the truth.
A young couple invited their pastor for Sunday dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, their young son was in the living room entertaining the pastor.
“What are we having for dinner?” the pastor asked.
“Goat,” replied the boy.
“Goat?” repeated the startled pastor. “Are you sure about that?”
“Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard my Dad tell Mom, ‘Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.’ ”
Joke taken from the book The World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes Compiled and edited by Paul Miller.

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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
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