The pastor of St. Paul’s Church was ill one Sunday morning, so a preacher was called as pulpit supply.
In his opening remarks, the preacher said, “You know, a substitute preacher is like a piece of cardboard in a broken window. He fills the space, but after all, he’s not the real glass.”
After the service, a lady approached the preacher trying to pay him a compliment. “You weren’t a replacement after all. You were a real pane.”
Joke taken from World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller
Becoming the Oil and Wine 
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