1. Why didn’t dad want to swim with the sharks on Father’s Day?

Ans: It would cost him an arm and a leg.

2. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?

Ans: Because fathers are priceless.

3. Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?

Ans: Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

4. Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?

Ans: He had no hands.

Source: The pioneer woman

5. I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

6. Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”

7. When I was a kid, my Dad told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

8. At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

Bonus joke from Willie Torres

Why did the dad bring a Bible to the barbecue?
Because he heard it was time to grill the Word! 😄🔥📖

Source: Men’s health

Happy Father’s Day