The Quickest Way To Disperse A Crowd

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A young clergyman, fresh out of training, thought it would help him better understand the harsh realities his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

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He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.

Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?”

He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.”

He got the job.

Source: Magazine.stlukesholmeschapel

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8 responses to “The Quickest Way To Disperse A Crowd”

  1. Yes indeed! This is funny
    I needed a good laugh.

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    1. I am glad you had a good laugh because it is excellent medicine 🙂

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      1. Amen. Thanks for the lift.

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