The Wandering Churchgoer

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One evening in the South Pacific, a navy ship spied smoke coming from one of three huts on a deserted island.

Upon arriving at the shore, the crew was met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, “I’m so glad you’re here. I’ve been alone on the island for more than five years.”

The captain replied, “If you’re all alone, why do I see three huts?”

 

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The survivor answered, “Well, I live in one and go to church in the other.”

“What about the third hut?” asked the captain.

“That’s where I used to go to church.”

Source: World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes by Paul M Miller

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5 responses to “The Wandering Churchgoer”

  1. Love it‼️Wonder why he left🤦🏾‍♀️

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    1. Maybe he legt because he fell out with the pastor

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      1. Himself?? 🤣😂

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  2. Funny! It couldn’t be he left that church because the pastor didn’t shake his hand. 🙂

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    1. Quite possible. 😊

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