Good News And Bad News

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The pastor of a church stood before his congregation and announced,

“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have bad news.”

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“The bad news is, the church needs a new roof!” The congregation groaned.

“The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof.”  

A cheer went up from the congregation.

“The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”

Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller

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14 responses to “Good News And Bad News”

  1. Haha, very good Beverly! I needed a good laugh today!

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    1. I am so glad it made you laugh. Have great day.

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    1. Thank you. I hope all is well with you.

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  2. What a good laugh but oh so true.

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    1. So glad you enjoyed it.

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  3. Good one! 😂

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  4. lol 🙂 🙂 🙂

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it. 😊

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