The pastor of a church stood before his congregation and announced,
“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have bad news.”

“The bad news is, the church needs a new roof!” The congregation groaned.
“The good news is, we have enough money for the new roof.” Â
A cheer went up from the congregation.
“The bad news is, it’s still in your pockets.”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller




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