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The Absolute Proof Of Santa’s Gender

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Beverley

And Other Fun Christmas Jokes

How do you know that Sanat is a man?

Source: Giphy.com

And: No woman wears the same outfit every year.

Source: Holiday spots.

What does Christmas has in common with your job?

Ans: You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Ans: Because they were two deer!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? .

And: Silent Night

How does a snowman lose weight? 

Photo by Balu00e1zs Benjamin on Pexels.com

He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Source: Parade.com

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12 responses to “The Absolute Proof Of Santa’s Gender”

  1. tamweary Avatar
    tamweary

    Very Cute, Beverley😄

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Yes it is 🙂

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  2. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    These were funny. The last one is my favorite, “He waits for the weather to get warmer!” 😂

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      I wish it was like that with us humans. I would definitely lose some weight. 🙂🙂 Enjoy your boxing day.

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  3. pastorpete51 Avatar
    pastorpete51

    Merry Christmas Beverly. Thanks for these great jokes. I might try them out on my family!

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Please do, they will enjoy it. Thank you and you also have a merry Christmas.

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  4. Grandma's Ramblings Avatar
    Grandma’s Ramblings

    Thanks for the laugh. I will be sharing them with the family. Merry Christmas.

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      You are welcome. Have a great Christmas season 😀

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  5. SLIMJIM Avatar
    SLIMJIM

    LOL!!!

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Have a great 👍 day.

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  6. jesusluvsall Avatar
    jesusluvsall

    smiled at this

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    1. Beverley Avatar
      Beverley

      Glad it makes you smile 🙂

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