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Bulletin Bloopers

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Beverley

These messages were seen on churches’ notice board:

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  1. Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.

    2. Berthe Belch, a missionary from Africa, will speak tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Reine.

    Source: Giphy.com

    Come tonight and hear Berthe Belch all the way from Africa.

    3. The sermon topic for tonight is ‘What is hell?’

    Source: Giphy.com

    Come early and listen to the choir warm up.

    4. Weight watchers will meet at 7:00 PM at First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

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    Source: World’s Greatest Collection Of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller

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    12 responses to “Bulletin Bloopers”

    1. Pan Avatar
      Pan

      The Belch got me 😂

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    2. jesusluvsall Avatar
      jesusluvsall

      🙂
      Belch all the way from Africa lol

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      1. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        That is a huge belch. 😀

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    3. tamweary Avatar
      tamweary

      Weight Watchers…Use Large Double Doors 🤭

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      1. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        😀😃❤

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    4. Renee🌻 Avatar
      Renee🌻

      That choir must be something to hear! Maybe bring earplugs! 😆

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      1. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        Most definitely 🙂😀❤

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    5. Grandma's Ramblings Avatar
      Grandma’s Ramblings

      Love these. As a church secretary I collected bulletin bloopers. They always give us a laugh! I know how embarrassing it is to the person who made the blooper, but a good laugh is refreshing to the soul.

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      1. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        O yes, laughter is a medicine for the soul. I am glad you enjoyed them. Have a blessed day.

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    6. SLIMJIM Avatar
      SLIMJIM

      Hilarious

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      1. Beverley Avatar
        Beverley

        Glad you enjoyed it. Have a blessed day.

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        1. SLIMJIM Avatar
          SLIMJIM

          =)

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