Early Christmas Shopping

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It was just before Christmas and the magistrate was in a happy mood.

He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, ‘What are you charged with?’

The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early.’

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‘That’s no crime’, said the magistrate. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’

‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.

Source: Guy Sports

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12 responses to “Early Christmas Shopping”

  1. […] Early Christmas Shopping […]

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  2. Judges like to be generous at Christmas!

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    1. Apparently so. 🙂🙂

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  3. Lol 😂 that’s funny

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    1. Indeed 🙂 🙂

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  4. 🫢😳🙀

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    1. Good 🙂🙂

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    1. Glad you like it 😊

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