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Ten Things Never Spoken In Church

People behave very holy when they are inside the church and there are some things that they will say in church.

The following are ten sentences never spoken in church.

  1. “Hey! It’s my turn to sit on the front pew!”
  2. I was so captivated by the sermon that I did not notice that it lasted for two hours.
  3. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
  4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
  5. “I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Sunday School class.”
  6. “Let us pay our pastor a high salary so he could survive in this high economy.”
  7. “I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!”
  8. “Pastor, the church wants to send you on an all-expense paid vacation in the caribbean.”
  9. Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early!
  10. “Let us extend the worship service a little longer today.”

Source: Adopted from Pastoralcare


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