Sometimes a simple mistake can change an entire message.

Church Bulletin Bloopers that will keep you laughing all day.

• A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, The Resurrection is postponed.
• Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
• The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
• The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

• The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth With Joy.”
• Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Messages from God to His people

• “We need to talk” God
• “Let’s meet at My house Sunday before the game”
• “Loved the Wedding, now invite Me to the Marriage”
• “Keep using My Name in vain and I’ll make Rush Hour longer!”
• “Will the road you’re on get you to My place?”
• “Big Bang Theory? You’ve got to be kidding.”

True wisdom for everyday life

• People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
• God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
• Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.
• Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
• People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

Source: Christian unite

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