A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist.
She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not an atheist.”
Then, asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a Christian.”
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
“Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly.
“What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
She paused, and smiled. “Then,” says Lucy, “I’d be an atheist.”
Source: Christian Unite
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
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Good girl Lucy! She knows who she is 😂
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Wonderful little girl. Her parents taught her the right way. No one can uproot her identity. 🙂
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YIKES !! 😁
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Wise little girl. 🙂
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You made me laugh. Thanks! Laughter is good for the soul.
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Yes, laughter is great. Children are so wise.
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Husband laughed. He said make sure you send that to me.
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Great. I am so glad both of you enjoyed it. 😉 Have a wonderful day.
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Bless you.
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Hey Beverley🤗 Praise God for Wisdom💕
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Amen. The wisdom of a child.
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Classic this one never gets old!
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Indeed. 🙂
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Amen sister B!
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I understand this is a joke, but I would like to point out that Christians don’t like teachers telling children they should be atheists. Christians pull their children out of school just for the implication that something other than their own personal beliefs are being taught in the school, whether or nto it is actually “atheism”, or any other “ism.” And I agree wholeheartedly that the discussion of religion should not take place in schools. Including your religion.
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I respect your opinion but there is nothing wrong in teaching religion in school. It depends on the method they used. Thanks for reading and sharing. Have a blessed day.
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True. If they teach religions as a concept of sociology, great. If they teach religions as a mechanism by which populations were motivated to act in history, great.
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