Let’s’ be honest, sometimes the Sunday morning sermon is way too long and you wish your pastor would cut it short.
Well, here is one person’s advice.
The Reverend got up and strode to his pulpit with a patch on his chin: I’m sorry about the bandage, but I cut my chin shaving thinking about my sermon.”
A voice from the congregation called out, “Next time, why not think about your chin and cut the sermon?”
Source: World’s Greatest Collection of Church Jokes by Paul M. Miller.
Published by Beverley
Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
Since then, Beverly has established a blog to teach us to become the oil and wine. The oil and wine are purified and mature products, which is the advanced level that the Lord expected of us.
In 2017, Beverley published her first book, Harm Not The Oil And Wine. In it, she described her trials and how God helped her to overcome them, and to live more victoriously. The book also exposed the enemy of our souls with detailed information about his past defeats and future extinction.
Wright spents most of her time studying the Bible to know the truth of Godβs Word. She believes that only Godβs truth can expose the deception of the enemy, and uproot and tear down spiritual strongholds.
You can learn more about Beverleyβs life and testimony on her website becomingtheoilandwine.com.
You can also find her on Facebook and Google+ under the name of her blog, and on Twitter as @Theoilandwine.
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Ooh! Wee! That Word is sharper than any two-edged sword- Lolπ€£π
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Indeed it is. Have a fulfilled week.
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lol thanks for the smile π
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You are welcome. π
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Bless π you.π
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Glad π you enjoyed it. π
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oh man! I’m laughing and I’m a preacher!
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Glad you enjoyed it. π
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Powerful
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Indeed, it is. π
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