At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question “When does life start?”
“At conception,” said the Catholic priest.
“No, no,” said the Presbyterian minister. “It begins at birth.”

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“It’s in between,” said the Baptist. “Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat.”
“I disagree with all of you,” said the rabbi. “Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him.”
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I had friend who said they leave home when you break their dinner plate.
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Interesting. I guess no dinner plate means no food.
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I worked with that friend in Lubbock Texas. Folks in the Southwest have lots of funny expressions in their regional dialect. I think he meant the kids would keep hanging around as long as you kept providing for their every need.
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Thanks for the laugh!
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