80 year-old woman getting married for the 4th time
An 80-year-old woman was recently married to her 4th husband.
A reporter questioned the occupation of her newly acquired husband. She replied that he owned a funeral home.
Curious about the other husbands, the reporter also asked about their occupations.
The woman paused for a while and stated that her first husband was a banker.
The second one she was madly in love with and he was a circus master. The third one was a minister.
Puzzled by her answers, he replied, “None of these people have anything in common! Why did you marry them?”
She stated that she married number one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
Source: Pastoralcare.com
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Beverley has been serving the Lord since she was a child. At an early age, she recognized that God had a special plan for her life, but it was not until in her adulthood that she surrendered her total life to God and accepted the mandate that God placed on her life. The Lord called her into His Kingdom to be an encourager, intercessor, teacher, scribe, priest, and to proclaim the Word of God.
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Great story! Made me laugh 🙂
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Great. I am glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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That certainly is a great story!😅😂 Cheers to the spirit of the lady and the choices she made for herself. Loved her self-confidence though.
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Yes she is definitely a feisty lady. I like her spirit. Bless you
🙂
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Thanks 😊
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Laughing…..Sounds like good reasons!
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Yes they are. I love them.🙂❤. Bless you.
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😅😅👏👏 Good one Bev!
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Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it. I hope you had a wonderful mother’s day. Bless you.
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Yes I did, thanks to my husband, but the sad thing is I didn’t hear from my son. 😔
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Sorry to hear. I hope he and family are doing okay. But I am glad you enjoyed your day.
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Bahahaha!
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🙂🙂
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I wasn’t expecting that; thanks for making me laugh! 😂🌺
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Unexpected but quite funny. It takes me back to the good old days.
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😊
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A Friday old school throwback, nice!👍🏾
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Yes it is.🙂🙂
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🤣🤣🤣
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Lol. 🙂🙂
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lol 🙂
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🙂🙂
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Funny!
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🙂🙂
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=)
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😂😂nice one
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Yes it is! Thank you.🙂
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