The Perfect Way To Get Rid Of Mice

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Three pastors discussed how they get rid of mice in the basement of their church.

The first Pastor said: “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church. I’ve tried everything. Noise, spray, cats. Nothing seems to scare them away.”

The second Pastor then said: “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I’ve set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won’t go away.”

With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said: “I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church … Haven’t seen one back since!”

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22 responses to “The Perfect Way To Get Rid Of Mice”

  1. πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ™ leave two cats in the church, it will be eat up all. πŸ€—

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    1. Those cats will get rid of them for sure. πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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      1. πŸ€—πŸ€—

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    1. Glad it made you smile. Sorry I missed the meeting again. After prayer this morning I went and sleep and woke up again after 12pm.

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      1. Maybe next week πŸ™‚

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      2. Saturday is really a bad time for me because after early morning prayer at church I return to bed.

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      3. What is a good time and day for you?

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      4. I don’t want you to change your time for me. I will join you when I dont have prayer meeting in the morning.

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it.πŸ™‚

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    😁

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    1. Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed it.

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  3. Haha!! That’s cute!!

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    1. Yes it is.πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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  4. Another fun laugh I can imagine that baptism

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    1. Yes the bapism is crazy. πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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  5. Hilarious! Another laugh out loud joke. Thanks for sharing and brightening my evening. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜

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    1. You are most welcome.πŸ™‚πŸ˜ƒ

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  6. It made me laugh and smile. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠUnfortunately, there is a lot of truth to that jokeπŸ˜‰

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    1. Yes there is. It is not about mice at all. πŸ™‚

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